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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland

May 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she

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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village

April 29, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end

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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer

April 28, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA­ — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying

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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away

April 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Jonathan Yoo articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY ––  Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work

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Roommate Worried Refrigerator Notes Not Passive Aggressive Enough

April 20, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — Walking into the kitchen of her apartment, local roommate Jenny Yang reportedly felt worried that

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“Good for Them” Thinks Guy Walking Past FemFest

April 18, 2016June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez and Kim Rogers FOUNDER’S PARK — This past weekend USC hosted FemFest: a concert just for girls

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96 Year Old Rushes Frat, Finds Comfort in Old World Values

April 12, 2016June 17, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt and Thomas Marshall USC — On Tuesday, 96-year-old junior Walter Richardson was initiated into the Omega Lambda

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Festival of Books Just Comic Con for Nerds

April 11, 2016June 17, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — This past weekend, thousands attended the LA Times Festival of Books on campus, which is

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Study: Class Attendance Inversely Proportional to Percent Chance of Precipitation

April 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt USC —  A new study released on Tuesday by the USC Office of Student Attendance shows that poor weather

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Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place

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