Rejected Rushee Celebrates Blackout Monday Alone in Room with Lights Off
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers PARDEE— After a competitive rush process and a stinging rejection, Toby Webb came out on top and
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College
Student Excited to Relearn All the Spanish Forgotten Over Summer
“I purposefully didn’t speak a lick of Spanish over summer ‘cuz the best thing about Spanish 3 is relearning all of Spanish 2!”
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Student Haunted by Memory of Sarcastic Personal Introduction Taken Literally
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — At exactly 11:43 AM on Monday, August 22nd, freshman Heather Lian made the most embarrassing
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Student Opts for Cost-Effective Book-Buying Alternative: Burning Money
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC BOOKSTORE — With the cost of textbooks on the rise, Hannah Jackson found a fiscally responsible
Read moreParents Keep Making Up Excuses to Elongate Move-In Process
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEW NORTH — Unable to say goodbye to their child, Tim, and finally become empty-nesters, local parents
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Student Stuck Home Over Summer Claws at Window Like Trapped House Cat
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Chai Karve CUPERTINO, CA — Thinking it was a good idea, rising junior Maddox Hamilton decided
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Roski Student Gets Job
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and
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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she
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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end
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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying
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