Male Student Distracted by Female Classmate’s Bare Shoulders
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen TAPER HALL, USC — One fateful Tuesday morning, Logan Altman was taking notes in his law class
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Student Teetering on D- Makes Desperate Sports Banter with Professor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — After receiving an F on his last Writing 150 paper bringing his grade to a
Read moreC.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max
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Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left
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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of
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Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have
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Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major
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English Department Campaigns to Have “Heart of Darkness” Stapled to Every Student’s Face
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — In an incredible display of unity, the entire English Department rallied to promote a common
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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski USC — Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still
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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students
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