Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left
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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of
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Discussion Section Exposes Students to a Diversity of Incorrect Views
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — At a Friday morning discussion section for a Law, Society & Culture GE, students have
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Inattentive Student Nods Along Like He Knows What The Hell’s Happening
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — During last week’s operations management lecture on theoretical constraints, capacity, and forecasting, senior business major
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English Department Campaigns to Have “Heart of Darkness” Stapled to Every Student’s Face
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — In an incredible display of unity, the entire English Department rallied to promote a common
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Freshman Still Not Sure Which Boy in Her Class to Fall in Love With the Idea Of
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski USC — Freshman Rebecca Serrano faced a difficult decision as she entered her second semester. She still
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Student Caught in Rain Uses Spring Admit as Umbrella
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — As the recent rain continues to shock and upset Angelenos with its presence, many students
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Student Reconsiders Being Sick After USC Health Center Insists, “I’m Sure You’re Fine”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton USC — With maladies maliciously spreading across campus, many students turn to the always reliable beacon of
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Student Living Comfortably On Parent’s Dime Just Can’t Shell Out Cash For Tip
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — At local eatery El Cholo Mexican Restaurant, student Emma Sanders received the bill for her
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Cutting Edge Professor Unable to Play YouTube Video
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Particle physics professor Steve Karim has a PhD in Quantum Theory. He understands nearly everything
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