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USC on Brink of War Between Wheel People and Foot People

October 20, 2017June 19, 2020 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – On first glance, McClintock Avenue seems peaceful and serene. The sun shines on

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Freshman Tells Herself There’s Always Grad School to Get Rejected by Stanford Again

October 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BERKELEY, CA — Thinking back to March when she got the thin envelope from her dream school,

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Loser Kid Upstaged by His Father at Trojan Family Weekend

October 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC— At the Trojan Family Weekend freshman Jacob Kowalski had planned to show his parents the impressive

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Professor Narrowly Diffuses Ticking Time-Bomb of YouTube Autoplay

October 12, 2017June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton, Colin McIsaac TAPER HALL — After showing a YouTube video in his lecture, Professor Crispin Wen’s students watched

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Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head

October 5, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls

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Weird Horse Girl a Little Too Into Traveler

October 4, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ROUND LAKE, IL. — Incoming USC freshman Sarah Nando walked through her stable one last time and

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Recent Grad Visits IKEA to Live Out Fantasies of Home Ownership

September 29, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BURBANK, CA — On Saturday, recent graduate Taryn Rodriguez spent the day at IKEA, living out the

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Nikias Beats Out Another 20 Million Dollar Donation From Billionaire Alum

September 28, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SAN MARINO, CA – After being shortchanged one too many times, USC president C.L. Max Nikias took

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Nikias on Tuition Hike: “It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business”

September 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — University President C.L. Max Nikias shrugged his shoulders in defense and put down his thick

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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money

September 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid

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