Nikias Beats Out Another 20 Million Dollar Donation From Billionaire Alum
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SAN MARINO, CA – After being shortchanged one too many times, USC president C.L. Max Nikias took
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Nikias on Tuition Hike: “It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Just Business”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — University President C.L. Max Nikias shrugged his shoulders in defense and put down his thick
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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones LOS ANGELES — After realizing that he was probably past the halfway point of his insignificant life,
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson LOS ANGELES – USC’s Keck School of Medicine is off to an exciting start as students returned
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Girl on Apartment Meal Plan Finds Trojan Plan Sugar Daddy
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra TROJAN GROUNDS, USC – As she went to pay for her grande soy latte, sophomore Lucy White
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Selfish RA Keeps All the Good Condoms For Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PARKSIDE A&H, FLOOR TWO – Senior Eric Ashford was glad to complete his resident assistant duties on
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Aroused Senior Scours Internet for Hot Sexy Job Opportunities
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve ELLENDALE STREET – After a long day of lollygagging with his friends, senior Dustin Mazen went home
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Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER – Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment
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“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and
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