Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA — USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks
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SCA’s George Lucas Building to be Renamed in Light of Allegations That He Sucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann SCA – USC’s School of Cinematic Arts has moved forward with plans to remove George Lucas’s name
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Study Abroad Student Now Just Well-Rounded Piece of Sh*t
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC — College senior Heather Huckabee returned to campus this fall after spending a semester abroad in
Read moreBicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless
Read moreBoard of Trustees Replaces Interim President with New Starbucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – After a grueling search to permanently fill the vacant position of President after the resignation
Read moreWow! The Sack of Troy Writing Staff Got Really Hot Over the Summer!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen Formerly a pale bunch of malnourished nerds, the Sack of Troy writing staff has returned from summer
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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal
Read moreDr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of
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Roommate Earns Heisman for Interception of Bad Decision Named “Brad”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CENTURY APARTMENTS, USC– This week, Sarah Levi became the first woman ever to earn a Heisman trophy
Read moreMaintenance Worker Can Tell Total Dweeb Lives in This Dorm Room
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn PARKSIDE – One local maintenance worker is well aware of who is the biggest nerd at USC,
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