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College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman

September 16, 2019June 17, 2020 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA —  According to freshman Leah Wolfe, sophomore Emily Griffiths can add a new item

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Freshman Gets Name, Major, and Hometown Tattooed on Forehead

September 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone PARKSIDE ARTS & HUMANITIES  — Adjusting to college life can be difficult for many, but Freshman Drew

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Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There

September 10, 2019January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers

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Tommy Trojan Struggles to Even Out Tan Lines

August 22, 2019June 19, 2020 Staff
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USC Mental Health Services Hire Therapy Cat For Students Who Miss Being Ignored at Home

April 24, 2019January 23, 2021 Gigi Harris

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Gigi Harris Many USC students love the affection that Beau the therapy dog provides in times of need, but

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SCA Student Got Into Film to, Just Like, Tell Real Stories About Real People, You Know?

April 8, 2019July 23, 2020 Nisha Malhotra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nisha Malhotra SCA – The USC School of Cinematic Arts admits many students each year interested in creating new

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McCarthy RA DNA Test Reveals 50% Bloodhound

March 29, 2019July 23, 2020 Karan Menon

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Karan Menon USC — A recent study found that the genome of the average RA at McCarthy Honors College

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Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB

March 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that

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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling

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Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny

February 13, 2019June 19, 2020 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas ROSKI — In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures,

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