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Boot Licking Suck-Up Writes Paragraph Long Discussion Post

October 21, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Los Angeles, CA – Despite the added difficulty of Zoom University, Grace O’Neil still makes it a

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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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Recently Declared Communications Major Doesn’t Know How to Communicate This to Family

October 1, 2020January 23, 2021 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC Sophomore and Olympic bullet-journalist Maya Meeks selected Communications as her field of

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USC Student Stuck at Home Jumps in Front of Passing Bike Out of Nostalgia

September 29, 2020September 26, 2020 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – The COVID-19 pandemic has shifted classes at the University of Southern California to

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A Group of College Students Knew They Had Chainsaw Hands. They Played Patty Cake Anyways.

September 25, 2020September 25, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan OXFORD, OH — When a police officer pulled up to a house near the Miami University campus

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Ass-Slapping Cyclist Reveals How the Pandemic Has Destroyed His Small Business

September 23, 2020September 18, 2020 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA —   Online school has caused many college town businesses to suffer, including the

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Blackboard Crash Kills 2, Injures 7

September 21, 2020September 21, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — The Trojan Family is reeling after today’s Blackboard crash left two students dead

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No Way of Knowing if Backlit TA Is Hot or Not

September 14, 2020September 13, 2020 Jack Walz

By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — On Monday, August 17th, a look of confusion ran across students’ faces as

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College USC 

Trojan Check Screening Tool Just A Rectal Thermometer Synced To MyUSC

September 3, 2020January 23, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle LOS ANGELES, CA – It was a day like any other for University of Southern California student

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USC Board Authorizes Spending of Entire Endowment on “Miscellaneous Brick Stuff”

August 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move many are calling “extremely fishy,” the Board of Trustees of

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