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SCA Temporarily Closed As Proletariat Students Seize The Means of Production

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

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Pitbull Appearance at NASCAR Coliseum Race Just Stray Dog

February 6, 2022May 15, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Attendee Chad Watson was disappointed upon witnessing Sparky, an American Pit Bull Terrier,

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Ghost of Mac Miller Spotted On Campus

February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes “It was Mac’s ghost, I’m 100% sure. He was surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Then again

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San Andreas Speaks Out: It Wasn’t Their Fault

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Lola Gilmore

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of

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Girl Screaming Fuck 12 Quick To Dial DPS On Homeless Man Jacking Off In Front Of Apartment Building

January 28, 2022January 28, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local self proclaimed leftist even down to her handmanship is grappling with conflicting

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Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

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SJACS Throws Accused Student in Lake to See if She Floats

January 24, 2022January 24, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, the University of Southern California reported that the fifth student this

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The Sack of Troy’s Actual Interview with the Aidan

January 20, 2022January 20, 2022 Hannah Ryan

On January 19th, one “reply all” changed the USC student population’s life forever. The Sack of Troy took a chance

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Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect

January 14, 2022January 23, 2022 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

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School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

January 12, 2022January 12, 2022 Preston Long

By Preston Long Against the backdrop of rampant inequality and rising social tensions, The School of Dramatic Arts announced a

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