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Ghost of Mac Miller Spotted On Campus

February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Alexandra Ornes 2426 Views

By Alexandra Ornes

“It was Mac’s ghost, I’m 100% sure. He was surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Then again it was probably coming from his ghost vape, but I swear it was him,” reported student John Plank, high as hell in the Dulce line.

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