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USC Compromises with Protesters, Promotes One Part-Time Employee to Full-Time

December 2, 2015January 23, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall USC–After months of protesting from disgruntled part-time USC employees about unfair wages and hiring practices, the school

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USC Students Gather for Pagan Sacrificial Pyre

November 24, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett USC–Last night, students gathered in Neo-Pagan tradition for a ceremonial sacrificial pyre. Neo-Paganism, also

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LGBT Activists Mistakenly Protest in Favor of Trans-America Pipeline

November 11, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett WASHINGTON D.C.–At a congressional hearing for the proposed Trans-America Pipeline that took place this

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USC Launches SCampaign to Add ‘On!’ After More Verbs Around Campus

September 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall 0 Comment articles

by Thomas Marshall In an effort to raise campus awareness of the ubiquitousness of the ‘Trojan family,’ this past Wednesday,

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Prestige Vodka Shocked That People Use Their Product for Anything Other Than Industrial or Medical Purposes

August 28, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall As the school year begins, USC students are once again thrust into the world of binge drinking

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Neanderthals File Lawsuit for Offensive ‘Primal SCream’ Events

May 8, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall USC — The University of Southern California is currently in the middle of heated litigation with representatives

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A Tour of the Fountains at USC

April 28, 2015June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall attention vortex

by Thomas Marshall 1. The Finger Fountain The finger fountain is one of USC’s most iconic water features. It gets its

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Student Returns from Break to Find Roommate In Only Slightly Different Spot from When He Left

Student Returns from Break to Find Roommate In Only Slightly Different Spot from When He Left

November 30, 2015 Jack Hackett No Comment

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