Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND — Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got
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Woman Appreciates Aesthetic of Glass Ceiling in New Corner Office
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella NEW YORK CITY — After being promoted by her law firm, Peters, Peterson & Petersen, Marcy Gutierrez
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Slumbering Student Woken By Fire Alarm, Goes Back to Sleep
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo USC HOUSING –– Hundreds of students were startled by the fire alarm drills that took place across
Read moreControversial Batman v Superman Case Taken to the Supreme Court
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton WASHINGTON D.C. — After its third hung jury last Friday, the controversial Batman v Superman court case
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Millennial Comes Out as Hillary Supporter, Friends Just Wish He Was Gay
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mark Lee USC — In the safe space of his dormroom, freshman Gabe Colton sat his closest friends down
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Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School
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Hungover Cinema Professor Surprises Class With Movie Day
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio USC — Aspiring to maintain the School of Cinematic Arts’ reputation as the nation’s premier film school,
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Student Pissed That There’s Still A Line for Panda Express During Spring Break
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett USC — While all of his friends went away, sophomore Quinlan Buxter decided to stay on campus
Read moreJustice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND — Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter
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Annenberg Ceases Expansion Due to Miscommunication
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Espriella USC — A series of misunderstandings between USC Annenberg employees and representatives from private construction firm Miss
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