Roski Student Gets Job
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and
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“I Literally Have No Time During Finals,” Reports Comm Student From Disneyland
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt SPACE MOUNTAIN—On Tuesday afternoon, communications major Jessica Gilmore reported from the line of Space Mountain that she
Read moreOut of Touch Doctors Without Borders To Merge With Doctors With Barnes & Noble
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio THE THIRD WORLD – After months of speculation regarding the company’s possible filing for bankruptcy, the non-governmental
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God Doubles Height of Catholic Center Steeple to Match Height of University Village
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — It’s official, Yahweh has declared a major in architecture. When residents of the north end
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Student Can’t Decide If He’ll Intern at Father’s Company or Do Some Volunteer Bullshit This Summer
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans LOS ANGELES, CA — Sophomore Paul Sterry was at Chipotle late Wednesday night in hopes of solidifying
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Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by James Osborne What a genious! Citing the difficulty experienced last year in finding the perfect naturally taken picture to
Read moreTreasury Makes 3/5ths Compromise, Puts Harriet Tubman on $12 Bill
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall US TREASURY — A nationwide poll was conducted recently, and abolitionist Harriet Tubman was chosen to be
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Local Man Mildly Miffed by Excessively Long Receipt After Buying One Thing
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett, Chai Karve, and Tarek Roshdy CVS — After going through self-checkout, Local man Terry Rivers received an
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Student Can’t Parallel Park, Parks a Mile Away
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Yoo A SPOT FAR, FAR AWAY –– Jonathan Driver was running late to his first day of work
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Roommate Worried Refrigerator Notes Not Passive Aggressive Enough
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jessica Tang USC — Walking into the kitchen of her apartment, local roommate Jenny Yang reportedly felt worried that
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