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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote

October 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in

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“Rats! Foiled Again!” Announce Senate Republicans Accused of Hypocrisy

September 29, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON DC — Senate Republicans released a statement of defeat last Friday following a deluge of #resistance

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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head

September 24, 2020October 12, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera

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Florida Man Decides Next Election, Probably

September 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba TAMPA, FL –– Sack reporters traveled to the swampy Floridian city named after a menstrual product this

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Ilhan Omar Called Out For Blatant Anti-Semitism After Not Going to Cousin Josh’s Bar Mitzvah

September 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar was once again called out by the American Jewish community

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Even on Days That Aren’t 9/11 We Should All Think a Little Bit About 9/11

September 11, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON, D.C. –  Few historic events have an anniversary as easy to remember as the attacks on

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Kim Jong-un Goes Into Coma In Order to Weed Out Any Advisors Stupid Enough to Fall For This Again

September 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked falling into a coma yet again

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GOP Finally Addresses Climate Change With New “Virgin In A Volcano Act”

September 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a dramatic shift in GOP rhetoric, Republican leadership has announced that they will

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Ed Markey Puts Out Ad Disrespecting Kennedy Legacy by Successfully Riding in a Convertible

August 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan BOSTON, MA — As the Democratic primary for Ma. Senator Ed Markey’s seat heats up with pressure

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