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Woman Posts Picture of Back of Man’s Head for National Situationship Day

October 3, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Julie Walters boldly posted an Instagram story of the back of a

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Eurocentric Asshole Only Thinks About The Ming Dynasty Every Two Weeks

September 29, 2023September 26, 2023 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker BOSTON, MA – Although he reflects on the Roman Empire’s contributions to society weekly, local Boston College

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“I Would Never Spank My Child,” Says White Mom Who Walks Her Son On A Dog Leash

September 27, 2023September 26, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local white helicopter mom Katherine Dodson spoke out, unprompted, against the inhumane practice

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All of Gen Z Does Something You Don’t Like

September 24, 2023May 2, 2024 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas EVERYWHERE, SEEMINGLY – The country is in disarray! The entirety of Gen Z just DID something you,

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Therapist Has Seen Way Worse Imposter Syndrome Than Yours

September 13, 2023September 12, 2023 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES – Last Friday, your therapist had her license revoked after breaking client confidentiality to declare

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Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the University of Southern California for two semesters, freshman Annalise Waters

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Super Bloom Awesome for Everyone Except Instagram Boyfriends and People with Horrible Allergies

April 26, 2023April 25, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LAKE ELSINORE, CA – Following California’s historic winter rainfall, an influx of floral scenery, referred to as

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Kinky! This Couple Keeps the Lights On While They Fight

April 19, 2023April 18, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA –  Local couple Staniel and Jennifer Bréakfast aren’t just any pair that have been

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LA’s Hot New Bar Crawl Just Chabad, Hillel, Then Chabad Again

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Joshua Wolk

LOS ANGELES, CA –– This Monday, Eater LA announced that the 2022 top bar crawl is just Chabad, Hillel, and

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Colorblind Dumbass Pinched to Death On St Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2023March 19, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas BOSTON, MA – Colorblind sixth grade teacher Dave Pendleton arrived at his classroom wearing all red and

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