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“I’m Having A Hot Girl Summer,” Says Woman Who Has Spent Every Moment Of It Watching Love Island With Zero Human Contact

July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local delusional woman Rachel Hertzog is convinced that she is having the wildest,

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Opinion: Everyone’s Sex Positive Till They See How I Do It

April 19, 2024April 14, 2024 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Modern culture has made leaps and bounds in promoting the values necessary to

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Wow! One Ambiguously Flirty Encounter With A Medium Ugly Man Completely Restores Woman’s Self-Confidence

April 17, 2024April 14, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Friday, college sophomore Heather Roland’s self-confidence skyrocketed after a vaguely flirty encounter

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Mysterious Bookstore Crush Actually Just A Confused, Illiterate Man

March 20, 2024March 17, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local BookToker Melissa Ryan was devastated to discover that the mysterious dreamboat she’d

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Nice! Redbubble Hydro Flask Stickers Compensate For Woman’s Utter Lack Of Personality

February 17, 2024February 11, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite having the personality of a damp Cheeto puff, local freshman Miriam Jones

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“I’m Falling In Love With Life,” Says Woman Who Has Never Had To Work A Minimum Wage Job 

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local nepo baby and Q-list Internet celebrity Sally Perkins defied all odds and

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Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn

November 27, 2023November 26, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias SUNNYVALE, CA — A study conducted by USC Marshall’s Department of Research and Employment Analytics determined that

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Top Ten Street Signs That’ll Make You Say “Nah, I’m Good”

October 25, 2023October 18, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias COLUMBUS, OH — When you turned 17, you took two left turns (one of them with a

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Pumpkin Spice, Crunchy Leaves, and 8 Other Autumn Staples To Help You Forget About Your Terminal Illness (Even If Just For A Moment)

October 24, 2023October 23, 2023 Dylan Keeffe

By Dylan Keeffe DIGNITY HEALTH HOSPITAL, CA – As the seasons change like the IVs placed into your arms by

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Self-Proclaimed “Cottagecore Girly” Just a White Woman With Bangs and a Maxi Skirt

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Malaya Galindez

By Malaya Galindez NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – After a slew of TikTok hate comments filled her page, cottagecore

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