“I’m Falling In Love With Life,” Says Woman Who Has Never Had To Work A Minimum Wage Job
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local nepo baby and Q-list Internet celebrity Sally Perkins defied all odds and
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Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn
By Levi Elias SUNNYVALE, CA — A study conducted by USC Marshall’s Department of Research and Employment Analytics determined that
Read moreTop Ten Street Signs That’ll Make You Say “Nah, I’m Good”
By Levi Elias COLUMBUS, OH — When you turned 17, you took two left turns (one of them with a
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Pumpkin Spice, Crunchy Leaves, and 8 Other Autumn Staples To Help You Forget About Your Terminal Illness (Even If Just For A Moment)
By Dylan Keeffe DIGNITY HEALTH HOSPITAL, CA – As the seasons change like the IVs placed into your arms by
Read moreSelf-Proclaimed “Cottagecore Girly” Just a White Woman With Bangs and a Maxi Skirt
By Malaya Galindez NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – After a slew of TikTok hate comments filled her page, cottagecore
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Woman Posts Picture of Back of Man’s Head for National Situationship Day
By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Julie Walters boldly posted an Instagram story of the back of a
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Eurocentric Asshole Only Thinks About The Ming Dynasty Every Two Weeks
By Jackson Parker BOSTON, MA – Although he reflects on the Roman Empire’s contributions to society weekly, local Boston College
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“I Would Never Spank My Child,” Says White Mom Who Walks Her Son On A Dog Leash
By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local white helicopter mom Katherine Dodson spoke out, unprompted, against the inhumane practice
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All of Gen Z Does Something You Don’t Like
By Bill Rockas EVERYWHERE, SEEMINGLY – The country is in disarray! The entirety of Gen Z just DID something you,
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Therapist Has Seen Way Worse Imposter Syndrome Than Yours
By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES – Last Friday, your therapist had her license revoked after breaking client confidentiality to declare
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