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“I Have Too Much On My Plate” Says Student Who Signed Up For This

March 31, 2017March 31, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — On a bright Wednesday afternoon, exhausted student Ari Davis plumped down in the middle of

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Dad Manages to Mispronounce Entire Menu at Mexican Restaurant

March 30, 2017 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden CULVER CITY — On Friday, Greg Filman, a 45-year-old father of three, treated his family to an

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Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early

March 28, 2017June 17, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday,

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“I’m So Bad” Announces Woman with Body in Freezer

March 27, 2017 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers CULVER CITY, CA — After a few too many drinks, Jane Fitzgerald could not take another sip

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Only Thing Missing from Bride’s Extensive Wedding Plans Is Actual Groom

March 24, 2017March 24, 2017 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch BOISE, ID — It’s the day she’s been dreaming about forever, and it’s just around the corner.

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Man Struck by Lightning Gains Ability to Tell Same Damn Story for 20 Years

March 23, 2017January 23, 2021 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett NEWNAN, GA — Twenty years ago, lightning struck local farmer Doug Prestons while he was out tilling

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Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus

March 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a