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Film Student Forced Into Intervention Over ‘Whimsical’ Letterboxd Top 4

April 6, 2026April 3, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – Student Zoey Matrimony entered her first School of Cinematic Arts class to her professor,

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Entertainment 

Taylor Swift Debuts Biggest Backpack You’ve Ever Seen

March 8, 2026March 31, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman NEW YORK CITY–  This Sunday, pop sensation Taylor Swift was seen with her posse of Haim sisters

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Editorial Entertainment 

OPINION: I Took Every Buzzfeed Quiz, The Results Were Frightening

February 6, 2026January 31, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES –  2026 is the new 2016 according to my Instagram feed #noticing, but everyone is

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College U.S. USC 

USC Students Take Class Off for Beach Day in Solidarity with East Coast Snow Storm

January 27, 2026January 29, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES – After seeing New Yorkers enduring a record-breaking snow storm, hundreds of USC students collectively

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Entertainment Uncategorized 

Undercover Glee Fan Can’t Wait for Spotify Wrapped to Stop Collecting Data

November 25, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA – As late November approaches, Spotify listeners are breathing a sigh of relief as

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U.S. 

Kohl’s Cash Now Stronger Than the American Dollar

October 28, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON, D.C. –  As inflation climbs and the ol’ reliable dollar loses its value faster than USC

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Entertainment U.S. World 

GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

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College Editorial USC 

A Definitive Ranking of The USC Village Accent Walls

October 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA-  As we get closer to the LA 2028 Olympics, and thus The Village’s true

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Entertainment 

Opinion: Why Awkwafina Should Play Ringo Starr In Upcoming Biopic

April 16, 2025April 18, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – On March 31, 2025 Variety announced the cast of the upcoming 4-part Beatles

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World 

Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers

March 26, 2025March 29, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman It’s St. Paddy’s Day season, which unfortunately means all the gingers are coming out. Here’s to hoping

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