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Opinion: Why Awkwafina Should Play Ringo Starr In Upcoming Biopic

April 16, 2025April 18, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – On March 31, 2025 Variety announced the cast of the upcoming 4-part Beatles

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Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers

March 26, 2025March 29, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman It’s St. Paddy’s Day season, which unfortunately means all the gingers are coming out. Here’s to hoping

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Twitter Likes Reinstated: Girls Around the World Excited to Stalk Their Situationships a Sixth Way

March 10, 2025March 14, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON D.C. – Twitter, sorry, X has finally brought back the best invention of all time: viewable

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Nosferatu Got Summoned to Jury Duty – What Happened Next Will Leave You Horny

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – U.S. citizens called for jury duty faced a rude awakening this week when they

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