New Yorkers Revel in Not Having the Most Embarrassing Weather for Once
By Staff BUFFALO, NEW YORK – As winter storms bombard communities from Texas to the Atlantic coast, New Yorkers are
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Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser
By Mia Young
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Report: Your High School Bully Actually Made Some Good Points
By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA —Everyone has trouble with constructive criticism, but you may have fumbled the ball when
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Quiz: How Alone Will You Be On Valentine’s Day On A Scale from ‘Very Alone’ to ‘I’m Willing to Take a Quiz About This’
By Alexandra Ornes With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the question on everyone’s mind is: how alone will I be
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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19
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Girl Watching True Crime Just Looking for Creative Ways She Could Be Murdered
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – A barrel at the bottom of the lake. Suffocated by a pillowcase in
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Man Laughs at Something Funny He Just Thought of, Waits for People to Ask Him What It Is
By Karan Menon LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Ralphs employee and open mic regular Ned Kleischer was restocking the yogurts
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Local Tree Falls in Woods, Police Find No Witnesses
By Jack Martino WASHINGTON – On Friday, Jimmy Bens, 16, discovered the corpse of a fallen fir tree with it’s
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Business Major Shocked To Hear Dream Job Of Exploiting People Not As Secure As Daddy Said It Was
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Business Major Chad Worthington Jr. woke up on Wednesday and checked the stock
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Area Woman Not Like Other Girls, Has Hemorrhoids
By Mia Young BOISE, ID – Area woman Michelle Roth is vastly different from other girls her age. For example,
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