Local Cuck Celebrated Valentine’s Day Watching Kenny G Rail Girlfriend
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, couples across the country celebrated their love with flowers, dinners, and meaningful
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Nation Really Hopes R. Kelly Isn’t One of the Masked Singers
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — Jaws clenched, fists tightened and brows furrowed, fans of Fox’s hit singing show The
Read moreProgressive Fountains of Wayne Member Liked Stacy’s Mom For Her Personality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler 2000’s one-hit-wonder band Fountains of Wayne is re-circulating the pop stratosphere after drummer Brian Young spoke about
Read moreReport: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last
Read moreAudience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly
Read moreDisney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA — After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed
Read moreMillennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country
Read moreStep Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug
Read moreSong Fast But Sad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard
Read moreTom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that
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