USC – Page 32 – The Sack of Troy

Campus Cruisers Upgraded

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

by Joseph Grazier For years, USC’s EVK dining hall has been looked down upon by USC students, who have used

by Axel Hellman USC–Every year, more and more students have moved to the neighborhood west of Vermont, driving up rents

by Grace Carballo USC–In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:

by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY–Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every

by Kim Rogers UNIVERSITY PARK– This past week, students at the University of Southern California reported receiving emails denoting the

by Staff USC has a long history of press releases and admissions website testimonials about diversity. But today, the university

by Joseph Grazier UNIVERSITY PARK–After a series of “totally midlife crisis unrelated” events, as well as an accidental bath in

by Tyler Pullen USC–As a private university, USC’s primary source of funding is from donations from unusually wealthy alumni. Realizing