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USC Transportation Announces New Route From Fig to LAPD Rampart Station

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES — After months of students complaining to USC’s Department of Transportation, today several buses

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Opinion: Where are the exciting Campus Cruiser passengers?

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat article

by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the

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Half of Outkast Performs at Conquest

November 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald This Thursday, USC held its annual Conquest bonfire and concert featuring Big Boi, better known as the

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Student Surprised To Find Earth Still Spinning Following UCLA Loss

November 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Trent Molina, a mixology Senior, woke up flabbergasted to find the world had not come to a

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Daily Trojan Switches to Comic Sans

November 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Photo editing by Jack Koppa In its long history as the University of Southern California’s newspaper of record,

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USC Football Still a Thing

November 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

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Architecture Student Escapes from Studio, Apprehended by DPS

November 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

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Admissions Staff Gives Prospective Students Extremely Accurate Picture of Life at USC

November 7, 2014February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!!  Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

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USC Launches SCampaign to Capitalize the Letters SC in More Things

November 7, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

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USC School of Dramatic Arts Hosts Barista Career Fair

November 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

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