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Film Major Minors in Book

April 22, 2022April 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — Last Tuesday, film major Elizabeth Wright declared a minor in book. “They say

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32 Day Bender Not Really a Bender Anymore

April 18, 2022April 17, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — After waking up on a Thursday afternoon, having slept through his 8am, 12pm,

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Avid Film Watcher Honestly Just Prefers Premiere

April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local SCA (better known as “watch movie for grade”) student Martin Thompson states

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Point: Send Me a Push Counterpoint: Call Me Counter-Counterpoint: Enter a Passcode

March 29, 2022March 29, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster Point: Send Me a Push By Megan Nelson No one enjoys the Duo Mobile two-factor authentication—it’s time-consuming

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USC Crisis Line Hold Music So Bad It Makes Me Want To Kill Myself

March 23, 2022March 23, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Lexa Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — In a heartwarming turn of events, freshman Felix Kurtzman decided not to jump

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Fraternity Suspended After Fucking Up DEI, Hosting Die Tournament Instead

March 11, 2022March 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — A fraternity at USC has been suspended after misreading a new policy of

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Breaking: Hot TA No Longer Hot

March 7, 2022March 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

LOS ANGELES, CA – Following USC lifting its indoor mask requirement beginning Monday, students across all majors of study fell

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Marshall to Deem Mask Under Nose as Business Casual

March 3, 2022March 3, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of rampant COVID-19 exposures and a 5% positivity rate, the Dean

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Frats Prove Willingness to Change, Castrate Pledges

February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias  LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC Inter Fraternity Council has finally come to a consensus on how

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“Film” Just a Movie

February 25, 2022February 25, 2022 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum LOS ANGELES, CA —  Local film snob and well-publicized threat to women everywhere Marcel Caspér was found

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