Desperate TKE to Hold Tertiary Rush
by Axel Hellman and Tyler Pullen GREEK ROW– With two entire fraternity houses to fill – TKEast and TKE West
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New DPS Uniforms Unveiled
by Staff USC’s Department of Public Safety, often known as DPS, revealed today the first new uniforms that will be
Read moreUSC Announces Major “Gigacampus” Deal
by Matt Prusak Nevada and the University of Southern California made it official Friday morning: the school’s campus and its
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Viterbi Water Fountains Now Dispensing Red Bull and Cocaine
by Joseph Grazier In response to the “disappointingly large amount” of sleep engineering majors have received at USC over the
Read moreUSC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient
by Rob Smat USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University
Read moreUSC Alumni Admit the Trojan Family Doesn’t Exist
by Jack Koppa Shocking USC Administration and students alike, USC alumni today collectively admitted the Trojan Family is a complete
Read moreUSC Trustees Compete in SChampagne Bucket Challenge
by Staff In USC’s latest fundraising effort is an adaptation of the viral ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, which, as of
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Programming Board Transforms McCarthy Into Freshmen Holding Area
by Jori Barash After more than a year of alcohol-related incidents, costly hospitalization, and repeated violence, USC administration decided early
Read moreStudents Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name
by Luke Phillips Last week, dozens of USC students who trace their genetic lineage to the glorious race of Aeneas
Read moreUnable To Resolve Institutional Racism, UCLA Tries Biblical Flood
by Jori Barash “We recognize that racial issues exist across the campus…” Said UCLA Law Dean Rachel Moran in February after
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