College – Page 47 – The Sack of Troy

Architecture Student Sleeps Eight Hours, Finally Understands Appeal Of Closing Eyes, Not Working

by Andy Gause Dale Feng, a junior architecture major, recently reported lying in his bed and shutting his eyelid for

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

by Jori Barash FORT COLLINS, CO– After adjusting to college a bit, Colorado State University freshman Stefan Sortland decided this morning to

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!! Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note: This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from