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Providence/Ehren Really Regretting Campaign Slogan

February 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Rob Smat USG ELECTION CENTRAL (ANNENBERG BROOM CLOSET) — Well it’s been a crazy election week for sure. Well,

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Critical Studies Major Drops Out After Acquiring a Netflix Account

February 9, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson Los Angeles, CA – On January 21 Stephanie Klein, a sophomore critical studies major at the University

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UCLA Awards Seth Rogen Degree in Film Criticism

February 7, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff WESTWOOD — It’s been a while since the Sack covered UCLA. Well guess what? Time’s up. And it’s

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Questions for the 2015 USC Presidential Debate

February 5, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Yesterday, USG invited the USC community to suggest topics for tonight’s debate. Here are the Sack of Troy’s

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After Yesterday’s Confrontation, Nikias Replaces Hospitality Workers With USG Members

January 29, 2015January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash This week brought news of the ongoing conflict between the university and campus workers, as both sides

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Oil Discovered Beneath Fluor Tower

January 25, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Susan Lin Massive oil reserves discovered underneath USC’s Fluor Tower are suspected to be the real reason for the

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Professor Invents New Group Project, Divides Each Group into Individuals

January 23, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above:  student Edwin Dale enjoys the creative freedom of Dr. Keeble’s group projects Dr. Dan Keeble of

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USC Hires Elderly Curmudgeons To Better Yell At Students On Trousdale

January 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

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Not Enough Units Left, Sophomore Drops Social Activism

January 19, 2015June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Last Monday, USC sophomore Dana Steuben finally decided to register for a course in

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EVKitty Stages Own Death for Insurance Money

December 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Students last week were aghast to hear news that USC’s beloved mascot EVKitty had been run over

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