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DPS to Stop Serial Booty-Bandit by Any Means Necessary

April 9, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Photoshop by Jack Hackett Nothing has been able to stop the North University Park serial buttock-slapper.  In the

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USG Denies Yik Yak Allegations

April 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–This week, users of the popular social media app Yik Yak were incensed by anonymous posts accusing the

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University Urges American Students to Adopt Easy-to-Remember Chinese Nicknames

March 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel (Nánxìng mèilì – 男性魅力 – “attractive male”) Hellman and Jack (Guànjūn – 冠军 – “champ”) Hackett SCHOOL — USC prides

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Student Activists Protest Something Else that Won’t Get Changed

March 8, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth Above: Helen plans on using her name and visual symbols to inspire others USC — The USC

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International Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You

February 26, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among

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Haughty Freshman Pridefully Declines Opportunity for Free Food

February 22, 2015June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat MCCARTHY QUAD, USC — Oh, the folly of man. Specifically one man: Arnoz Curry, biomedical engineering major,

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Providence/Ehren Practiced Fairness Towards Campaign Platforms

February 18, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat USG PRESS CENTER (TROUSDALE PARKWAY) — Election week has come to a close. As USC prepares to

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Providence/Ehren Really Regretting Campaign Slogan

February 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Rob Smat USG ELECTION CENTRAL (ANNENBERG BROOM CLOSET) — Well it’s been a crazy election week for sure. Well,

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Critical Studies Major Drops Out After Acquiring a Netflix Account

February 9, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson Los Angeles, CA – On January 21 Stephanie Klein, a sophomore critical studies major at the University

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UCLA Awards Seth Rogen Degree in Film Criticism

February 7, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff WESTWOOD — It’s been a while since the Sack covered UCLA. Well guess what? Time’s up. And it’s

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