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Student Stumps GreenPeace Representative by Asking a Follow-Up Question About Child Trafficking

February 17, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez TROUSDALE PARKWAY — On a seemingly normal day, GreenPeace volunteer Scott Hunter had his entire world turned

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Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection

February 12, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Giles USC — The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue

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Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics

February 9, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS — It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific

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Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework

February 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and

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Underpaid Chemistry Lecturers Vote to Un-Ionize

February 3, 2016June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Axel Hellman USC — In a landmark decision, part-time lecturers, adjuncts, and other non-tenure staff at the Dornsife School

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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown

February 1, 2016June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex,

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Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself

January 20, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in

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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds

December 14, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.

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Students-Athletes Outraged Over Lack of Handicap Access Ramps for Their Hoverboards

December 11, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Derl Clausen JOHN MCKAY CENTER–Last Tuesday, student-athletes from every team gathered outside the John McKay Center to express their

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Total Nerd Actually Studies for Final

December 9, 2015June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman, Cameron Gavinski, and Jack Hackett USC–This morning a complete nerd sat down to begin studying for his

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