Report: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS — It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific
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Student Uses Tinder To Find Hispanic Boys To Do Her Spanish Homework
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Saloni Verma USC — Claire Sharpe has always believed that the language requirement implemented by USC was “cruel and
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Underpaid Chemistry Lecturers Vote to Un-Ionize
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Axel Hellman USC — In a landmark decision, part-time lecturers, adjuncts, and other non-tenure staff at the Dornsife School
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Cinematic Arts’ Basilisk Escapes, Campus on Lockdown
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat USC — At approximately 10:15 this morning, DPS received an emergency dispatch from the Cinematic Arts Complex,
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Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in
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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.
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Students-Athletes Outraged Over Lack of Handicap Access Ramps for Their Hoverboards
by Derl Clausen JOHN MCKAY CENTER–Last Tuesday, student-athletes from every team gathered outside the John McKay Center to express their
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Total Nerd Actually Studies for Final
by Axel Hellman, Cameron Gavinski, and Jack Hackett USC–This morning a complete nerd sat down to begin studying for his
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Tenured Professor Fired After Scathing Student Course Eval
by Amanda Suarez USC–“I’ve taught at this University for 20 years, and I’ve never had something like this happen!” Those
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Triumphant Freshman Adds Another Empty Alcohol Bottle to Windowsill
by Axel Hellman and Mark Lee NEW NORTH–Matt Kogger, a freshman drinking virtuoso, emptied the last drop of Jack Daniels
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