Student Destroys Faith in Humanity by Putting Ketchup On Pizza
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Michelle Russo was perusing the salad bar at Parkside Café with friend Chris Garcia when
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Professor Really Hopes The Cool Kids Show Up To Office Hours
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — From noon to 2 p.m. every Wednesday and Friday afternoon, professor Todd Burgos sits patiently in
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Agent of Chaos Chooses New Seat in Second Half of Semester
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers TAPER HALL — In a quiet act of anarchy, agent of chaos Harold Chung chose a new
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Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art
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Student Listens to Roommate Masturbating Far Longer Than Acceptable
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kitty Guo NEW NORTH — At precisely 12:48 a.m. freshman James Hatchet awoke to the sounds of his roommate
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Rampant Stomach Virus Goes Undetected in New North Because Barfing All Night Is Normal There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — The norovirus, which has infected 103 students since October 26, causes vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea
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Courageous Girl Risks Her Life Peeing in Gnarly Frat House Bathroom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Gabriella Tranchina THE ROW– At Sigma Nu’s party last Friday, freshman Claire Shea proved herself a modern-day hero by
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Physics Professor Just Can’t Dumb It Down Any More
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Dr. Richard Carlyle took a deep breath and counted to ten Monday during his PHYS-100
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Student Writes Genuinely Thoughtful Message on Dorm Whiteboard
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — The fourth floor of Fluor Tower was rocked Saturday by the appearance of
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Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall USC — Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New
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