Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art
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Student Listens to Roommate Masturbating Far Longer Than Acceptable
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kitty Guo NEW NORTH — At precisely 12:48 a.m. freshman James Hatchet awoke to the sounds of his roommate
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Rampant Stomach Virus Goes Undetected in New North Because Barfing All Night Is Normal There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — The norovirus, which has infected 103 students since October 26, causes vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea
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Courageous Girl Risks Her Life Peeing in Gnarly Frat House Bathroom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Gabriella Tranchina THE ROW– At Sigma Nu’s party last Friday, freshman Claire Shea proved herself a modern-day hero by
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Physics Professor Just Can’t Dumb It Down Any More
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers USC — Dr. Richard Carlyle took a deep breath and counted to ten Monday during his PHYS-100
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Student Writes Genuinely Thoughtful Message on Dorm Whiteboard
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — The fourth floor of Fluor Tower was rocked Saturday by the appearance of
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Couple Living at Parkside and New North Break Up Over Long Distance Relationship
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall USC — Freshmen Bea Tran and Dan Algeri began dating shortly after orientation. Algeri lived in New
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Business Student Angry He’s Not Drowning in Money Yet
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — Upon starting his third year at the Marshall School of Business, Dale Winchester
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Student Has Life Threatening Allergic Reaction, Engemann: “Sorry It’s After 5, Tomorrow?”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Gabriella Tranchina ENGEMANN HEALTH CENTER — At 5:15PM on Monday, Sophomore Clara Rivers was munching on some Lucky Charms
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Fraternity Member Crashes Car, Blames Traffic Lights For Sending “Confusing, Mixed Signals”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Lillian Tsao USC — Phi Kappa Kappa member Matthew Robertson ran over a crowd of pedestrians on Tuesday, killing
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