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5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself After Getting Dumped

December 2, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself after Getting Dumped By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– You’ve been dumped, and it feels

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Top 10 Reasons to Get Into a Relationship in College

November 28, 2022November 27, 2022 Scott Altsuler

By Scott Altsuler College is a time for making new friends, and it’s always better when those friends come with

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Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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Our Statement on UCLA’s Satire Paper

November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Joshua Wolk
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Study Reveals USC Students’ Biggest Fear is Being Asked Parent’s Salary

November 14, 2022November 13, 2022 Zoe Rush

By Zoë Rush  LOS ANGELES, CA — A recent study has concluded that the worst fear of most USC students

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USC Grad Murders Family of Five to Make It on Notable Alumni List

November 4, 2022November 3, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild PARKER, AZ – Peter Schwarz, 2002 graduate of USC and Rose Bowl bench warmer, wiped out an

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Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Staff

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

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DPS Dresses Up As Cops For Halloween

October 28, 2022October 27, 2022 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — In the October spirit, DPS has decided to dress up this year as

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Which Schools At USC Give Out Which Candy

October 27, 2022October 26, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas Ragers and kickbacks be damned. It’s time for trick-or-treating! Sack of Troy has the scoop on the

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Like Mother Like Daughter! Guy Who Ghosted You Just Hit On Your Mom at the Pike Tailgate

October 7, 2022October 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – During the 2022 Trojan Family Weekend, sophomore Kelsie Jenkins’ mother was hit on

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