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Girl at Party Not Flirting With You, Just Good at Small Talk

October 2, 2023September 27, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the rager of the weekend, you were shocked to discover  the

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USC to Change Tuition Policy to “Girls Free, Guys $90,000”

September 15, 2023September 14, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA — In an effort to harbor financial aid requests and utilize policies students are

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“Oh Wow, You Have a Tech Startup in Palo Alto? That’s Sooooo Cool” And Other Useful Phrases to Get Laid This Weekend

September 9, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili Caption: There’s just something about guys who wear the skinny jean/running shoes combo (heart eyes emoji that I

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College Graduate Keeps USC ‘23 as Instagram Bio After Realizing They Have No Personality

June 7, 2023June 7, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias After wise words from one of the greatest independent arthouse filmmakers of the 21st century, Kevin Feige,

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Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced

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Breaking: Party Rock is in the House Tonight

March 30, 2023March 27, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After an in-depth analysis of reports surrounding the return of Party Rock, officials

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USC Begins Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations Early, Promotes Youth in Asia

March 28, 2023March 28, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano LOS ANGELES, CA – USC has kicked off its Asian and Pacific Islander Month Celebrations a few

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Opinion: If Starbucks Doesn’t Start Putting the Vanilla in My Vanilla Soy Latte I’m Going to Start Union Busting

March 27, 2023October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA – Alright. Listen. I am well aware of how effective and important unions are

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30 Ways USC Will Spend Your Extra Tuition Dollars

March 8, 2023March 8, 2023 Staff

By Staff It was reported that USC tuition will rise by 5%. While USC students may be concerned, The Sack

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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC student and renowned activist Robert Davis has devoted his life to destigmatizing recreational

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