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Month: October 2020

Politics 

Jeb Bush Accused of Using Political Influence to Land Son Cushy Job at Wendy’s

October 23, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long CORAL GABLES, FL – In another troubling example of political corruption and cronyism, Jeb Bush was caught

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Local 

Ew! This Guy Desires To Be Loved!

October 23, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young IRVINE, CA— Area college student Kyle Martin, an emotionally needy freak, desires to be loved. “Yeah, my

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Entertainment News in Pictures 

Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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College Sports 

Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas

October 22, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have

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College Local 

Boot Licking Suck-Up Writes Paragraph Long Discussion Post

October 21, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Los Angeles, CA – Despite the added difficulty of Zoom University, Grace O’Neil still makes it a

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Local 

You Think You’ve Suffered From The Pandemic? This Guy’s Whole Personality Was Going To The Gym

October 20, 2020October 18, 2020 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston LOS ANGELES, CA – Missing your friends and family? Sick of all the uncertainty? Tired of spending

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Sports 

Los Angeles Lakers Piss in Every Single Corner of Staples Center to Establish Dominance Over Clippers

October 19, 2020January 21, 2021 Carson Diamond

By Carson Diamond LOS ANGELES, CA — Fresh off their NBA Finals victory, the Los Angeles Lakers once again decided

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Local 

Unparalleled Genius With Gigantic Brain Gets Final Jeopardy Right

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young SYRACUSE, NY — Adam Dillard, occasional Jeopardy watcher and large brained specimen recently got this week’s “Final

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College Politics USC 

USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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World 

Opinion: Yikes!

October 16, 2020June 27, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman PRESENT DAY — Woah. Oh boy!  Just… wow, right? Can you believe this? Of course you can.

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