Señor Tim Kaine Endorses Biden In Attempt To Win Latino Vote
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC — Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Biden secured a crucial endorsement from a key figure in
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Quiz: Is Your Tinder Date Worth Dying For?
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Hot Girl At the Gym Gets Unwanted Stares After Just Trying To Fit In And Run On The Treadmill On All Fours
By Ava Bunn LOUISVILLE, KY — During her usual trip to the gym, Cara Clyde, 19, was dismayed to receive
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Car Breaks Down in Middle of the Street Because It’s All Just Too Much
By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– A car broke down on Melrose Ave. Wednesday, collapsing to the gravel with
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Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19
Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people
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By Alexandra Miller LOS ANGELES, CA — A breakthrough medical discovery confirming the existence of a new pleasure center, the
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Girlboss Alert! My Exotic Queen Wants Me to Stop Calling Her That
By Samhitha Saiba This is your resident New Jersey beef boy Johnny Romani reporting (straight outta Decaying White Suburbia), here
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Girlboss Alert! My Mom Just Beat My Ass!
CHICAGO, IL — Woah! Girlboss incoming! My mom just smacked the shit out of me! Now, it’s usually Dad who
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Girlboss Alert! These Scientists Created a Theme Park With Only Girl Dinosaurs
By Drew Thomas-Nathan ISLA NUBLAR — Watch out Disney World! Fuck off Universal Studios! Eat shit Seaworld! There’s a new
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