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Vandals Bus Breaks Down On Compton Streets After University Uses Potatoes As Fuel

September 11, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald MOSCOW, ID — En route to face off against the USC Trojans at the LA Memorial Coliseum,

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Students Adjust To Masturbating In New Environs

September 1, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Alan Smithee Whether living for the first time in a dorm, an apartment, or a rental house, the start

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Prestige Vodka Shocked That People Use Their Product for Anything Other Than Industrial or Medical Purposes

August 28, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall As the school year begins, USC students are once again thrust into the world of binge drinking

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Salmon-Shorted Bros Swim Hundreds of Miles Upstream, Spawn

August 27, 2015November 27, 2015 Axel Hellman 0 Comment articles, featured

by Axel Hellman During the fall and spring semesters, they congregate in their fraternity houses on the row, and hold

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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”

August 26, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school

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USC to Sell Luxury Car, Yacht Parking on Trousdale

August 25, 2015January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Mark Lee and Axel Hellman USC–As part of the university’s $6 billion capital fundraising campaign, President Max C. L.

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99% of USC Students Crashing on 1% of Local Couches for the Next Week

August 2, 2015June 19, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat NUPAC APARTMENTS — Rossie Jones stands on the sidewalk, staring up at a second floor window. Beside

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Lindsey Graham (R-SC) Struggles to Answer Every Call After Realizing He Hasn’t Changed Voicemail Since Middle School

July 21, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat PRESIDENTIAL HQ — After a hefty exchange of words between Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and Donald Trump (R-Trump

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USC Students Reconnect With Hometown Drinking Companions

July 19, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Dan Giles “It’s just surreal that my home continued onward without me for a year. I feel like a

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Freshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed

July 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen

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