Heartwarming: Nick and Joe Always Let Kevin Press the Button in the Elevator
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson The Jonas Brothers’ Happiness Begins tour is about as hot as Nick and Joe right now. While
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“Something Ain’t Right,” Says Man Stopping to Hear the Leaves Rustle
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Charlotte Phillipp According to a phone call by Mom this morning, your cousin Tommy Jankowski, 31, proposed to his
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Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler The Pew Research Center recently released a bold claim that’s been impacting colleges across the country: students
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Woman Fishing for Compliments Accidentally Catches Big, Gross Halibut
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of
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