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Unidentified Man in Red Uniform Shot Down Over Turkish Airspace

December 25, 2015January 15, 2016 Brent Stinebaker articles, Christmas, death, holiday

by Brent Stinebaker ISTANBUL, TURKEY — At approximately 12:23AM on December 25th, the Turkish air force was forced to respond

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Dads Everywhere Try to Out-Dad Each Other’s Halloween Pun Costumes

October 30, 2015January 21, 2021 Soraya Simi articles

by Soraya Simi MUNDANE, IL, October 31–It’s Halloween, a time for dads to gather around the lawn and celebrate the

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Arizona Preschool Introduces Mandatory Open Carry for Students

October 19, 2015January 21, 2021 Staff 0 Comment articles

by Jacob Emerson TUCSON, AZ–In the wake of a string of violent school shootings in the past few weeks, an

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Other Things Volkswagen Is Hiding

October 12, 2015January 21, 2021 Soraya Simi 0 Comment articles, featured

by Soraya Simi and Annalise Pasztor As the Volkswagen emissions scandal unfolds, further investigation has brought to light a wealth

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Minnesota Dentist’s Practice Now to Offer Elephant Ivory Fillings

September 14, 2015January 21, 2021 Annalise Pasztor articles

by Annalise Pasztor BLOOMINGTON, MINNESOTA– After several days back at work as the most hated dentist on this side of

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Prestige Vodka Shocked That People Use Their Product for Anything Other Than Industrial or Medical Purposes

August 28, 2015January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall articles

by Thomas Marshall As the school year begins, USC students are once again thrust into the world of binge drinking

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TECH NEWS: Apple Debuts New OS, Yucca Mountain

June 8, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat CUPERTINO — “Welcome to the future, or should I say, the today,” vamped Tim Cook, CEO of Apple.

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Junior on Study Abroad Returns with Well-Rounded Education, Native Bride

May 12, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff USC–Sam Marson, a junior pop music major, decided to study abroad in his Spring 2015 semester in Ethiopia,

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California Water Restrictions April Fool’s Prank, Nothing Can Actually Save Us

April 1, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat SACRAMENTO — “Gotcha!” announced California Gov. Jerry Brown. “April Fools.” This morning’s announcement by Gov. Brown to

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Tinder Introduces New “Desperation Mode”

March 23, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Alex Tranquada Popular matchmaking app Tinder is continuing its slew of recent feature additions with a recent update, which

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