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Unidentified Man in Red Uniform Shot Down Over Turkish Airspace

December 25, 2015January 15, 2016 Brent Stinebaker 3752 Views articles, Christmas, death, holiday

by Brent Stinebaker ISTANBUL, TURKEY — At approximately 12:23AM on December 25th, the Turkish air force was forced to respond

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