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Mitch McConnell Eats the Rich, Whoops, I Mean Eats the Rich’s Asses

December 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Prerika Chawla

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Leaked reports from Congress state that Mitch McConnell eats the rich, shocking many since

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Op-Ed: Biden Won… So Why Am I Still Depressed?

December 11, 2020December 9, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will

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Experts Worried Giuliani Farts May Have Contributed to Superspreader Event

December 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Prerika Chawla

By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after attending a hearing

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LA County Gives Up “Cool Mom” Title, Imposes Mandatory Bedtime

December 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – As COVID-19 cases rise, Los Angeles County has officially abandoned the “cool mom”

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LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”

December 3, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program

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Terrorist Cell Getting Really Sick of Quarantining Together

November 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and

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Conservatives Boycott Black Friday, Stating All Fridays Matter

November 27, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes  CHARLESTON, SC – With Black Friday coming up, Americans are preparing for the busiest purchasing day of

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Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year

November 25, 2020June 12, 2021 Prerika Chawla

By Prerika Chawla

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Liberal Extremist Shares “Unfriend Me If You Voted For Trump” Post On Facebook

November 24, 2020November 22, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young NORTHRIDGE, CA – Area social justice activist Jennifer Tracy recently shared a shockingly controversial post on Facebook

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Progress In The Imaginary World Of Police Reform: Bridge to Terabithia Renamed BLM Bridge

November 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Prerika Chawla

By Prerika Chawla LARK CREEK, VA – Eat up, BLM protesters, because justice has been served on a silver platter!

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