Op-Ed: Biden Won… So Why Am I Still Depressed?
By Alexandra Ornes SAN FRANCISCO, CA – With Biden’s official win of the electoral college it is guaranteed he will
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Politics
Experts Worried Giuliani Farts May Have Contributed to Superspreader Event
By Prerika Chawla WASHINGTON D.C. – Rudy Giuliani has tested positive for the coronavirus just days after attending a hearing
Read moreLA County Gives Up “Cool Mom” Title, Imposes Mandatory Bedtime
By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – As COVID-19 cases rise, Los Angeles County has officially abandoned the “cool mom”
Read moreLA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”
By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program
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UNDISCLOSED LOCATION –Deep in the mountains of [redacted], a multi-ethnic, queer-platonic group of buddies is stuck in a bunker, and
Read moreConservatives Boycott Black Friday, Stating All Fridays Matter
By Alexandra Ornes CHARLESTON, SC – With Black Friday coming up, Americans are preparing for the busiest purchasing day of
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Trump Pardons Additional Turkey This Year
By Prerika Chawla
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Liberal Extremist Shares “Unfriend Me If You Voted For Trump” Post On Facebook
By Mia Young NORTHRIDGE, CA – Area social justice activist Jennifer Tracy recently shared a shockingly controversial post on Facebook
Read moreProgress In The Imaginary World Of Police Reform: Bridge to Terabithia Renamed BLM Bridge
By Prerika Chawla LARK CREEK, VA – Eat up, BLM protesters, because justice has been served on a silver platter!
Read moreTrump Makes Final Push To Open Middle and High Schools So His Future Fourth Wife Can “Learn Something”
By Emily Torp WASHINGTON, DC – With his presidential power waning, President Trump made one final push to re-open the
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