Breaking News:
  • Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles
  • EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade
  • Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead
  • Sad: Neither of This Man’s Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father’s Day
  • USC Forced to Put Dollar in Scandal Jar
The Sack of Troy

The Sack of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

  • College
  • Local
  • World
  • Sports
  • Politics
  • Entertainment
  • Videos
  • Columns
    • Attention Vortex
    • Dear Mom
    • Girlboss Alert!
    • Reviews
    • Strong Feelings
  • About
    • History
    • Join Us
    • Contact Us
    • Members
News in Pictures Politics 

Random Security Checks Extra Random Today

September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 Staff 598 Views

By Staff

Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash

  • ← Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers
  • Britney Spears to Be Legally Bound to Another Man →

You May Also Like

Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives

August 1, 2021 Luca Soltero 0

New Research Concludes Three Alt Rights Do Not Make An Alt Left

September 15, 2017 Staff 0

LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”

December 3, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan 0

Most Popular

  • Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
    Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
  • Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
    Student Delays Getting Out of Bed in Hopes that Roommate’s Morning Wood Will Go Away First
  • Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles
    Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles
  • Sad: Neither of This Man's Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father's Day
    Sad: Neither of This Man's Secret Families Wished Him Happy Father's Day
  • Nation Really Hopes R. Kelly Isn't One of the Masked Singers
    Nation Really Hopes R. Kelly Isn't One of the Masked Singers

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!
Copyright © 2022 The Sack of Troy. All wrongs reserved.