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Packers to Scout Kyle Rittenhouse for His “Excellent Defense”

November 11, 2021November 29, 2022 Staff

By Staff “Green Bay Packers huddle” by Mike Morbeck is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Increasingly Bold Joe Manchin Demands Congress Remove All Vowels from Reconciliation Bill

October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, DC – As negotiations rage on in Congress, an increasingly obstinate Joe Manchin recently demanded that

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Random Security Checks Extra Random Today

September 11, 2021September 11, 2021 Staff

By Staff Photo by Phil Mosley on Unsplash

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Texas Mothers Scrambling to Arrange Last-Minute Baby Showers

September 1, 2021September 1, 2021 Staff

By Staff Photo by Luma Pimentel on Unsplash

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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter

August 5, 2021August 5, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Graphics and data belong to The Daily Trojan

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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now

August 4, 2021August 4, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash

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Republicans Launch “Go Fund Me” Alternative “Get a Job, Loser”

May 26, 2021May 27, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp BOISE, ID – Republicans have developed a platform for individuals going through financial hardship to rival the

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New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time

May 18, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long

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Gov. Newsom Offers Discounted Disney Passes to Californians To Avoid Recall Election

April 16, 2021April 15, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom is cutting the price of Disneyland single day tickets

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Another Poop Found In White House Hallway, Biden Blames Dog Again

April 8, 2021April 8, 2021 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn WASHINGTON, DC – Right off the South Side, just outside of the Diplomatic Reception Room, yet another

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