Trump Picks Shakira as Running Mate in 2024 Presidential Campaign
By Audrey Serrano
PALM BEACH, FL — One-term president and infinite-term tax evader Donald Trump has selected pop singer Shakira to be his running mate in the 2024 election. Shakira, 45, is now the fourth woman and 22nd to commit tax fraud to be a vice-presidential candidate. The pop singer, who was once an antagonist to the Republican agenda due to her Hispanic heritage, has graciously agreed to appear alongside Trump on the 2024 GOP ticket with the promise of her tax returns being stored away at Mar-A-Lago.