Politics – Page 3 – The Sack of Troy

White House Announces Band-Aids The Cause of Sepsis

By Sarah Ruiz WASHINGTON, D.C. – This afternoon President Trump and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F.

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES — In a recent email to the student body, Interim President Beong-Soo Kim clarified USC’s

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – The price of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor The Tonight Dough has

By Violet Rose Wang SEATTLE, WA – Scissor snipping, paper shredding, and screams of “FUCK FUCK FUCK” could be heard

By Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded

By Margaret Danenhauer In a time where higher education is under attack, Harvard students and their educations have become political

By: Charlotte Dekle WASHINGTON, DC—Inside sources revealed that Trump is deliberately crashing the economy so he can free the United

By Charlotte Dekle GARY, IN — In response to recent victories against DEI and multiculturalism in the Trump administration, local

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – America’s 45th, 47th, and final president Donald Trump has announced many concepts

By Levi Elias THUNDER HORSE OIL RIG, GULF OF AMERICA – Notoriously clumsy oil corporation BP spilled a record high