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Kamala Harris VP Selection Shores Up Support Among Current Biden Supporters

August 11, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone  WILMINGTON, DELAWARE – Following a long Vice Presidential search committee, the selection of Senator Kamala Harris has

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Biden Campaign Releases New Scratch n’ Sniff Headbands

August 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PHILADELPHIA, PA — As the 2020 Presidential election heats up, the campaign for former vice president Joe

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Georgia Governor Rescinds Mask, Shirt, and Shoes Policies

August 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Rachel Michelman

by Rachel Michelman ATLANTA, GA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp met public expectations at Thursday’s press conference after declaring he

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Trump Repeals Obama-Era Law of Gravity

July 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON, D.C. – In the latest move in his war on regulation, today President Donald Trump signed

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High Schools Mandate Masks to Protect Students from Girls’ Distracting Faces

July 27, 2020March 31, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

by Melanie Hoffmann OXNARD, CA — During the Oxnard School District’s press conference about reopening schools for the 2020-2021 school

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United States Offers Financial Relief to Help Struggling Parent Companies Feed Their Subsidiaries

July 20, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON D.C. — In the middle of an economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the United

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Ghislaine Maxwell Found Alive in Jail Cell

July 13, 2020January 21, 2021 JT Tomlinson

by JT Tomlinson BRADFORD, NH — Accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was found responsive in her jail cell Monday morning,

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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020June 8, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike

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Guy Running Stock Market Graph Just Tracing the Track of El Toro at Six Flags Great America

July 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

by Melanie Hoffmann WALL STREET — As the novel coronavirus has been wreaking havoc on public life, amusement parks have

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New Stimulus Bill Will Send “Get Well Soon” Balloon To Every Coronavirus Patient

July 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON D.C. – In a sweeping new stimulus bill introduced Monday, Congress announced that every single coronavirus

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