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Ed Markey Puts Out Ad Disrespecting Kennedy Legacy by Successfully Riding in a Convertible

August 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan BOSTON, MA — As the Democratic primary for Ma. Senator Ed Markey’s seat heats up with pressure

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House‌ ‌and‌ ‌Senate‌ ‌Democrats‌ ‌Perform‌ ‌“We’re‌ ‌All‌ ‌in‌ ‌This‌ ‌Together”‌ ‌for‌ ‌New‌ ‌COVID-19‌ ‌ Stimulus‌

August 27, 2020August 27, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in both the House and the Senate banded together on Thursday to present

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National Association of Fourth Graders Recommends Schools Remain Closed in Fall

August 24, 2020August 27, 2020 JT Tomlinson

By JT Tomlinson NEW YORK, NY — The National Association of Fourth Graders recommended Friday afternoon that all public and

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45% of People Who Don’t Vote Super Psyched To Turn Out For Joe Biden

August 24, 2020August 20, 2020 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone UNITED STATES OF AMERICA – In an enthusiasm groundswell never before seen in American politics, the 45%

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USC Board Authorizes Spending of Entire Endowment on “Miscellaneous Brick Stuff”

August 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone LOS ANGELES, CA — In a move many are calling “extremely fishy,” the Board of Trustees of

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Facebook Mom Didn’t Want to Get Political But Decides This is Where She Draws the Line

August 20, 2020August 20, 2020 Rachel Michelman

CHARLOTTE, NC — Facebook users were awestruck on Monday when Susan Johnson, mother of three, made her stance vague on

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Trump Admits He’ll “Probably Resign” After Seeing That Savage Meme You Just Reposted

August 19, 2020August 19, 2020 Finn Kobler

by Finn Kobler  After four years of deflecting, averting, and combatting just about every piece of negative press thrown at

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Drew Carey Breaks Down: “The Price Isn’t Right, It Never Has Been.”

August 17, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA — During a recent SackMZ ambush, Drew Carey, host of The Price is Right,

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Democrats Close Abortion Clinics Nearby Convention to Make John Kasich Feel More At Home

August 14, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone MILWAUKEE, WI – In anticipation of the Democratic National Convention on August 17th, the DNC shut the

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Post Office Starts Offering Bubble Wrap Popping to Make Ends Meet

August 13, 2020January 21, 2021 Jonathan Krone

By Jonathan Krone WASHINGTON DC –  Desperate to balance their budget in the face of being defunded by the Trump

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