Saturday, January 22, 2022

Breaking News:

The Sack of Troy’s Actual Interview with the Aidan
San Diego Zoo Saves Antelope From the Freedom of 3.552 Million Square Miles of African Sahara Desert
Brockhampton Disbands, Will Now Be Grooming Kids Separately
Hungover Philosophy Student Wakes Up As Giant Insect
School of Dramatic Arts Announces Performative Activism Class

The Sack Of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Join Us
- Members

Entertainment News in Pictures Politics

Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja

November 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Veronica Marks 535 Views

By Veronica Marks

← The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President
Ballot Box Near Library Finds Dozens of Votes Cast for “Eat, Pray, Love” →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

Candidates’ Knowledge of Wind Still Key Issue For Undecided Voters

November 2, 2020 Prerika Chawla 0

Following Success of “Black Panther,” Industry Greenlights More Movies About Panthers

March 1, 2018 Veronica Marks 0

Tom Hanks to Star in Biopic About Tom Hanks

September 7, 2016 Staff 0

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Popular Posts

The Sack of Troy's Actual Interview with the Aidan
Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
Man Coming Through Chimney, Homosexuals Unfazed
Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Copyright © 2022 The Sack Of Troy. All wrongs reserved.