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90% of Weeks Declared “Rough” by Monday Afternoon

January 8, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte As the semester begins, increasing numbers of students are struggling to get through the week. In the

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War on Christmas Continues After Local Woman Wished “Happy Honda Days”

December 15, 2017 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO — Uh-oh, everybody. It’s time to batten down the hatches, call your spouse, and

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College Freshman Still in Summer Lifeguard Mode

December 12, 2017June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra PARDEE TOWER – Freshman Jeremy Gladen wakes up every morning with a purpose- to ensure the safety

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Woman Looks at Solidified Jar of Coconut Oil, Feels First Chill of Winter

December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA — Amelia Jones’ mid-December trip to the beach was tragically cut short early this

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Billy Joel’s Bar Mitzvah Solidifies His Transition from Piano Boy to Piano Man

December 8, 2017January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK — He might not have started the fire, but Billy Joel is finally

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Parents Who Say “Do Whatever Makes You Happy” Rich Enough to Mean It

December 7, 2017 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve REDONDO BEACH, CA — Lindsay Stauffer’s parents, known to many as Mr. and Mrs. Stauffer, are always

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Dog Has Person Name

December 1, 2017 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — The Richardsons, a local nuclear family, decided to expand their family tree this week

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Wow! This Unique Smart White Guy ‘Really Gets’ Rick & Morty

November 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Linden USC — Jeremy Riddleton, a genius, reported this week from a discussion in TV Script Analysis that

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Study Finds Stabbing Knife Into Table Still Best Way to Get Everyone’s Attention

November 29, 2017 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES — A newly published scientific study found that the best way to get a room’s

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According to Folk Singer, Next Song Goes “A Little Something Like This”

November 28, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt KARMA LOUNGE — A new report from amateur folk singer Don Woodly states that the next song

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