Good Neighbor Delivers Groceries to Elderly Homes Even With Cough and Fever
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Rachel Michelman PHOENIX, AZ — Ethel Bates was taken aback when she found out that Arizona had issued a
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“Hey, This is Kinda Neat,” Reports Local Man After Washing His Hands for the First Time
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone Dayton, OH — After widespread fear surrounding the recent outbreak of coronavirus, local man Dennis Whitman finally
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Company Gives Prospective Intern Choice to Absolutely Fucking Humiliate Himself on Phone or In Person
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Telling the student to “pick his poison,” a local company offered a prospective
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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti
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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of
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Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is
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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his
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Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly
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Tall Guy Could Be Taller
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller,
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Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a
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