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The Summer I Turned Handsome? This Man Is Having Sex With Two Sisters

September 17, 2025January 8, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle COUSINS BEACH, MA — Inspired by the hit Amazon series “The Summer I Turned Pretty”, local Massachusetts

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“‘The Bear’ Is Not a Comedy” Wins ‘Most Original Thought’

September 15, 2025January 8, 2026 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA — In the opening sketch of the Emmy Awards last night, comedian Nate Bargatze

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What The Hell, Sure! Source Material Is Dead, Let’s Make Grendel Sexy

September 10, 2025January 8, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina SCANDINAVIA, 975 AD – Following the widespread praise for Emerald Fennell’s dark romance adaptation of Wuthering Heights,

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Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

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Move Over “Severance”! Apple TV Premieres New Hit Show “Get Out with White People”

May 3, 2025May 3, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer THE SUNKEN PLACE — Following the success of Severance, Apple TV just straight-up made a show called

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Three Things I Learned From The Smut Panel at the Festival of Books

May 2, 2025August 26, 2025 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – Last weekend the LA Times held the world famous Festival of Books at

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Opinion: Why Awkwafina Should Play Ringo Starr In Upcoming Biopic

April 16, 2025April 18, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – On March 31, 2025 Variety announced the cast of the upcoming 4-part Beatles

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Minecraft Movie Starts with Land Acknowledgement

April 14, 2025April 18, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By: Charlotte Dekle LOS ANGELES, CA—In a bizarre turn for the fantasy adventure comedy that grossed $317 katrillion at the

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Local Man’s Mood Completely Tied to Pokemon TCG Pocket Luck

March 24, 2025March 29, 2025 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA — It was a beautiful day in sunny Southern California when Braeden Kohler’s friends

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A.J. & Big Justice Pay Respects To Tragic Coal Mine Explosion With Five Big Booms

March 5, 2025March 8, 2025 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang GILLETTE, WY — Social media stars A.J. & Big Justice responded to the news of a tragic

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