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Racist Caricature Reposted By Elon Musk on X Nominated For 13 Academy Awards

February 28, 2025March 8, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — Emilia Pérez was nominated for 13 Academy Awards earlier this week, including Best Picture.

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Nosferatu Got Summoned to Jury Duty – What Happened Next Will Leave You Horny

February 21, 2025February 27, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman SEATTLE, WASHINGTON – U.S. citizens called for jury duty faced a rude awakening this week when they

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Kanye Apologizes, Claims Twitter Account Was Hacked by Kanye

February 10, 2025February 11, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson WASHINGTON, D.C. –  After an onslaught of racist, antisemitic, and generally bigoted tweets, Kanye West claims that

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Kendrick Hand-Delivers The A Minor Chain to Drake “Just in Case He Hasn’t Killed Himself Yet”

February 9, 2025February 11, 2025 Quinn Healey

By Quinn Healey NEW ORLEANS, LA – Hell hath no fury like a 5’5″ man distraught, and Kendrick Lamar is

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SCA Shrouded in Mysterious Fog to Honor David Lynch

January 16, 2025January 21, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES –  Following the passing of director David Lynch, USC’s School of Cinematic Arts has honored

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Universal Studios Reveals USC Career Fair as Latest Horror Nights Scarezone

October 30, 2024October 31, 2024 Gan Tran

By Gan Tran LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s that time of year again. The air grows colder, the demand for

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Brat to School! 5 Must-Have School Supplies That Will Pop Your Pussy #vondutch

September 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To

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Inside Out 2 Reveals Newest Emotion: Slow-Creeping Existential Dread

December 13, 2023December 13, 2023 Megan Dang

by Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Pixar has just announced the newest addition to Inside Out 2’s zany cast

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Finally! James Corden Flattened By A Semi-Truck During Crosswalk The Musical

October 23, 2023October 23, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — A resounding cheer was heard on Beverly Boulevard and Genesee Avenue last Friday

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“I’m On The Bleachers” And 8 Other Times Taylor Swift Predicted The Future

October 18, 2023October 12, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – Taylor Swift, the paragon of pop singers, the generation-defining giant, timber-er of Ticketmaster,

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