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Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place

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Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND — Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got

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Hungover Cinema Professor Surprises Class With Movie Day

March 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Savio articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio USC — Aspiring to maintain the School of Cinematic Arts’ reputation as the nation’s premier film school,

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DiCaprio Still Madly in Love With Oscar, Oscar Asks for Some Space

March 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Brent Stinebaker articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker HOLLYWEIRD, CA — As they descended from the stage, the Oscar looked deeply into DiCaprio’s eyes and

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Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”

March 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA — On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a

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Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV

February 26, 2016January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees,

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‘Oculus Rift Next Big Thing’ Reports Man Who Has Invested $2 Billion in Oculus Rift

February 23, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat article

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat PALO ALTO, CA — “Imagine your world. Now imagine your world, in the palm of your hand

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Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M

February 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For

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Line Goes Around the Block for ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip’ Premiere

December 18, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett AMC PARKWAY POINTE—For the past few days, Alvin and the Chipmunks fans began forming a line outside

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Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?

December 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan

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