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Every Week is Sweeps Week for NBC Janitor

November 16, 2017January 21, 2021 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall LOS ANGELES — While the rest of Hollywood waits all year for that special week known as

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Annoying Girl at Improv Show Worried She’s Not Center of Attention

November 14, 2017June 19, 2020 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Joey Rayburn TAPER HALL — What seemed like what was going to be a relaxing, jovial evening of college

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Area Captain Jack Sparrow Needs Help With His Makeup

October 30, 2017June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES– Local Captain Jack Sparrow and area Lucille Ball readied their home Saturday in anticipation of

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Climate Scientists Warn All Video Games Will Include Shitty Underwater Levels by 2026

October 9, 2017January 21, 2021 Colin McIsaac

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — A team of scientists gathered at the University of Southern California on Tuesday

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Bubba Gump Manager Thinks Today’s the Day Tom Hanks Finally Shows Up

September 21, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SANTA MONICA, CA – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant manager Rickie Goad spent the early hours of

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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money

September 18, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid

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Texter Distracted by Man Watching Movie

April 14, 2017June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett ATLANTA, GA — As the lights dimmed, local teen Sarah Greenberg settled into her seat at AMC

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Local Teen Figures He Should Probably Start Guitar Lessons Especially If He Wants to Impress Becky

March 2, 2017June 19, 2020 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen LOS ANGELES, CA — Unremarkable teen Gregory Lutz spends most of his time eating Doritos and playing

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Loose Cannon Oscars PA Adds “My Virginity” to In Memoriam

February 27, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve DOLBY THEATRE — The In Memoriam section of the Oscars pays tribute to those in the business

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Nobody Has Seen Martin Sheen in 6 Months and No One Is Investigating

February 9, 2017January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn LOS ANGELES, CA – Veteran actor Martin Sheen, star of The West Wing and Apocalypse Now, has

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