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McCarthy Residents Encouraged to Report Socialist Peers to Administration

April 30, 2026June 11, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy U.S.S.R.L.G.B.T.Q.I.A, RUSSIA – In order to weed out the commie, leftist, WOKE scum of the Earth students

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Brightspace to Add 30 Second Unskippable Ads

April 11, 2026June 4, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy THE INTERNET – In order to stave off bankruptcy, the University of Spoiled Children will be adding

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Traveler Refuses to Eat Hay: “Only Meat,” Says the Horse

March 29, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM – Who’s hungry? Traveler is! For human flesh. USC’s beloved mascot has partnered

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ART COLUMN: Rorschach’s Newest Painting Looks an Awful Lot Like My Drunk Dad

March 25, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy MY THERAPIST’S OFFICE — Swiss psychologist Hermann Rorschach unveiled a new exhibit at the Los Angeles County

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College Politics USC 

Epstein Family Plaza Renamed to ████████ Plaza

March 1, 2026March 31, 2026 Alex Choy

By Alex Choy LOS ANGELES, CA — Children everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. To avoid association with  prominent

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